Someone emailed me this today and I thought it was funny...
A First year primary school pupil handed in this picture for her homework assignment:
After it was marked and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip bar. I work at Homebase (Diy store) and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent cold weather. This photo is of me selling a shovel.